January 2010
Today I realized that the world cannot end in 2012...
go watch Abed dance.
College fair tomorrow. I doubt I’ll get anything out of it but at least it seems like I care enough to my parents. Hope to see some people there! Or i’ll be bored for 3 hours. I just bought a cheap watercolor paint set. 16 colors and a shitty brush. Since we have to incorporate paint into ALL of our art this semester, I thought it was a must to buy. Got some paint brushes too and they...
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finally slept a 3 last night yay. well 3:30, i felt i had to read some harry potter.
to do: finish webassign, study apush, finish art project.
Yo Mama Jokes Galore - Harry Potter
Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, everybody calls her “She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked”
Yo mama’s so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.
Yo mama’s so poor that Dobby gave her a sock to keep her foot warm.
Yo mama’s so fat that it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her!
Yo mama’s so skanky...